problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you would pick up someone in the library
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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