We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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