it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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