Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so let's talk penis.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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