I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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