I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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