I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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