just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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