So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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