Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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