Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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