Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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