ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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