Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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