We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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