I heard we made out
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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