The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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