This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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