wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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