If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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