Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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