normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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