I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
