my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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