I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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