The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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