Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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