is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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