I faked an abortion last night.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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