Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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