My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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