I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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