I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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