We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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