I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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