I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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