I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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