People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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