Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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