shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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