dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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