I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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