Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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