I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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