nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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