literally had 100 drinks last night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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