Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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