i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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