O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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