its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can I color on your dick again?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
