i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have fence marks all over my body
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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