She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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