YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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