i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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