If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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