Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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