No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Do vagina's smell?
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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