did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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