Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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