thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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