WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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